An A for effort?
Obviously, I get an F+ on my daily updates. Did great for a week, was suddenly busy as hell. Our audit started at work, I worked some crazy hours, and had tons of stuff happening on the weekends. Now, here I am.
On one of those weekends, we went to the mardi gras pet parade with the two dogs and entered Dudley in the weenie dog races.
Our weenie is a lot of things. He’s cute, slutty, gets into trouble… But he is no racer. Our weenie has some major doggie ADD, and it turns out wasn’t too concerned about the race – he came in sixth out of six in his heat.
To his credit, he was in second for most of the race, totally focused on getting the dog in front of him. Then he realized that there were four other dogs behind him, and he stopped to play with them. And they blew right by him, leaving him in last place.
Abandoned by the other dogs, he then started trying to get the people watching to play with him. Finally, he crossed the finish line.
Our wiener is no champion.